MrJinx 
 
Chris the jinx so often thinks 
Thinking is his game 
When not running down trains 
Still to him it's all the same 
 
Quietly subdued  
Yet frequently amused  
Four shots of vodka  
Suddenly he's enthused 
 
Business man by day 
Party animal by night  
Can't understand a word 
Don't let him book you a flight  
 
Living the dream he'll often call 
What's up princess 
Enjoying the ball 
Chinese stroke Welsh yes 
 
Chris the jinx an he is just that 
But top friend and top laugh 
He is just so much more 
While Chris Samuel's around  
Life will never be a bore 
 
Note 
 
Chris the jinx (Chris Samuel) is not only one of the best friends I have ever had but I think it safe to say one of strangest too. To look at us both you would think us the most unlikely of people to become as we have great    
friends. Meeting as we did at a gig where I was dj'ing - he would speak in the broadest of Welsh accents an I would pretend to understand him (not a lot has changed). But over the last few years we have travelled the world together having a top laugh becoming great mates along the way. Long may it continue. To Chris I only want to say   
" ooy Mexico you twat"!!!